Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.
rub your stomach while you pat your head
theres two kinds of people
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
The stars died so that you could be here today. | for Dani ♥
Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
omfg that FACE
Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times
THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD
|Song: Heat Of The Moment|
|Album: Supernatural: The Definitive Soundtrack|
JUST IN TIME.
JUST IN TIME FANDOM.
ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY
IT’S A LAW
im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER
"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT
"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY