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Underwater Basket Weaving
Luke. 16. Hunter. Whovian. Slayer. Camp Half-Blood. Demigod. Son of Athena. Hobbit. Tribute. Ravenclaw. Nephilim. Theatre Kid. Mythology Buff.


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urgentcum:

officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

theres two kinds of people 


Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

Having none of your Lion bullshit today.

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

nosignofwings:

The stars died so that you could be here today. | for Dani 

xkokeshidoll:

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

*having a conversation about spn with my uncle*
Uncle: But now Dean is a demon.
Me: Yup.
Uncle: So he's bisexual.
Me: Wait, what? I mean, yes. But what??
Uncle: Well, demons don't care about sexual preference, right? So, it's canon that he's bisexual and then has a chance with Castiel. Because he's in love with him.
Me: ...Well, shit.
The only people up at 3 am are in love, lonely, drunk, or all three.

(via vufus)

Or working

(via liltabes9)

inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

anonj-the-writress:

skinnykate:

justonebreathatatime:

omfg that FACE

Too funny and horribly true not to reblog a million times

THIS IS ACCURATE AS HELL OH MY GOD

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Song: Heat Of The Moment
Artist: Asia
Album: Supernatural: The Definitive Soundtrack
Plays: 1,207,595

jerk-and-bitch:

wonderfloniumandfezzes:

a-bookworm-in-221b:

superblys:

starkiddestiel221b:

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JUST IN TIME.

JUST IN TIME FANDOM.

ALWAYS REBLOG ON TUESDAY

IT’S A LAW

EVERY.SINGLE.TUESDAY.

mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

sevenpoints:

iidelirium:

captainragtag:

hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue

BEST NIGHTBLOG POST EVER

"IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!" MEN SHOUT

"NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!" WOMEN REPLY